My azures is fucked

Its fucked, it keeps given me the red dot thing. I have the ports opened, furthermore I have the firewall forwarding the port numbers and also in my router, I also have my anti virus program disabled.

The Utorrent connects fine. Moreover, my downloads speeds have slowed down, I have a fiber optic connection and my speeds are also slow. From Microsoft website I can download a 100MB a sec sometimes even more. And on torrents its like 35KB which just takes the piss its so slow it takes about the same long time as it takes me to cum when am screwing a chick you feel me?

Am getting so mad with this, shit. Am going to go beat someone up to release my anger...